....since I am forced to help in the deli by slicing meat and making subs, it would really help me out if you would GET OFF YOUR DAMN CELL PHONE and let me help you.
Because if you don't one of two things will happen.
1. I will flat out IGNORE you until you hang up
2. I will ask you so many questions (loudly) that it will no doubt ruin whatever conversation is it that you are having.
(oh yeah and you two soccer moms that start yappin at each other in front of the deli counter-same rules apply to you.)
So go ahead, complain on me because YOU are being rude.